Top 10 Drinking Quotes

1. Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems. - Homer Simpson

2. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

3. I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best

4. They talk of my drinking but never my thirst. - Scottish Saying

5. One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough. — Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

6. The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water. — Spanish maxim

7. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

8. Somebody left the cork out of my lunch. - W. C. Fields

9. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra

10. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. - Richard Braunstein



Bonus: Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway